Gabriel embraces his shit-at-gamesness to spend an entire virtual college fund on the classic arcade coin thief while the conversation tangents like a fucking triangle factory through the topics of sexism in professional gaming, recreational drugs, and the misuse of the Bioshock Infinite logo. Also, we revisit the situation from back in the Final Fight video where I get terribly frustrated at Gabriel for seriously overthinking the concept of 'game of the year', but don't worry, we're still pals.