Morning panic! Carol races off to answer an emergency call at the veterinary clinic, while Patrick gets the family's breakfast on the table, in accomplished "stay-at-home dad" style. But confronted with Claire's still-wet nail polish and Rudy's attempts to keep a catastrophic report card hidden, Patrick loses control of the situation. Especially when Mr. Baby adds fuel to the fire, with snide insinuations that his parents produced three kids just to qualify for social benefits! Stay-at-home, lose-your-mind-Dad!
