You Don't Mess with the Zohan

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist will do anything to make his dreams come true.

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Adam Sandler
as Zohan

John Turturro
as The Phantom
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Lainie Kazan
as Gail
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Michael Buffer
as Walbridge
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Rob Schneider
as Salim
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Ido Mosseri
as Oori
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Sayed Badreya
as Hamdi
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Robert Smigel
as Yosi
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Mariah Carey
as Mariah Carey
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Yamit Sol
as Dorit
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Norma Michaels
as Older Lady in Salon
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Adria Tennor
as Kids' Salon Owner
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Bunny Levine
as Older Lady in Salon
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Bruce Vilanch
as Bruce Vilanch
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John McEnroe
as Himself
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John Paul DeJoria
as Paul Mitchell
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Ahmed Ahmed
as Waleed
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John Farley
as Tom
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Yossi Marshek
as Pinchas
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Guri Weinberg
as Aharon
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Reuven Bar-Yotam
as Levi
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Rick Gifford
as Philip
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Daniel Browning Smith
as Real Estate Agent
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Tyler Spindel
as Doorman
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Dana Goodman
as Mariah's Assistant
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Bobby Tisdale
as Skizzy
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Herzl Tobey
as Commander
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Gerry Del Sol
as Exploded Shop Owner
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Shulie Cowen
as Debbie
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Cynthia Frost
as Mrs. Paulson
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Anna Berger
as Older Lady in Salon
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Susan Grace
as Older Lady in Salon
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Phoebe Dorin
as Older Lady in Salon
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Lina So
as Hip Salon Receptionist
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Eloise DeJoria
as Blonde at Salon
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Donielle Artese
as African American Salon Owner
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Blake Bertrand
as Little Boy
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Constance Barron
as First Woman in Cab
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Kristen Lowman
as First Woman in Cab
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Penelope Windust
as Second Woman in Cab
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Kathleen Noone
as Second Woman in Cab
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Christopher Innvar
as Angry Tall Driver
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Ray Garvey
as Truck Driver
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Barbara Ann Davison
as Dog Owner
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Jennifer De Minco
as Arguing Female Customer
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Edmund Lyndeck
as Pharmacist
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Larry Marko
as Phantom's Trainer
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Anne Marie Howard
as Reporter
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Billy Concha
as Kayaker
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Aesop Aquarian
as Rabbi
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Michelle Arenal
as Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
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Mike Batayeh
as Fry Cook
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Ian Fisher
as Disco Merchant
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Seth Howard
as Party Guy
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Kevin James
as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
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Dave Johnson
as Spectator
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Sam Kalidi
as Amir
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Rock Kohli
as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
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Mark Kubr
as Criminal #3
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Anthony Martins
as Arab #3
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Terrie Snell
as Woman in Beauty Shop
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Chris Spinelli
as Angry Palestinian
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Riley Thomas Stewart
as Little Boy #2
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Maria Zambrana
as Taxi Cab Patron
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Betty Murphy
as Mrs. Haines
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Emmanuelle Chriqui
as Dalia

Mousa Kraish
as Bashir
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Ori Pfeffer
as Second Commander
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Helen Siff
as Mrs. Skitzer
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Moran Atias
as Eti
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Nick Swardson
as Michael
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Daoud Heidami
as Nasi
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Dave Matthews
as James
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Charlotte Rae
as Mrs. Greenhouse
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Kevin Nealon
as Kevin
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Shelley Berman
as Zohan's Father
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Chris Rock
as Taxi Driver
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Alec Mapa
as Claude
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Barry Livingston
as Gray Kleibolt
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Todd Holland
as Fred
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Dennis Dugan
as Homeless Guy
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Marco Khan
as Terrorist with Hand
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John Duerler
as Electronic Store Customer
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Holly Weber
as Girlfriend
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Henry Winkler
as Limousine Passenger
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